Screech: bringing slutty back

         If you thought J. Tim and his new song “[Bringing] SexyBack” were bad, let’s go back to Dustin “Screech” Diamond (after our earlier post), a diamond in the rough (or in the buff), to be sure, at Screech’s Sex Tape Partners — Exposed!!!,

         “TMZ’s preview of Screech’s sex tape, ‘Saved by the Smell,’ has been burning up the Internet. …David Hans Schmidt, the agent who’s now selling the rights to the tape….tells TMZ the tape will be available soon for $49.95 though a major distributor. The tape is already causing a media ruckus. The season premiere of ‘Saturday Night Live’ featured a parody of the video and Jay Leno used the tape as material for his monologue.”

         “Schmidt happens” jokes aside: this is all not as bad as harassment or pedophilia, maybe, but why would you voluntarily defile yourself in the first place? Someone else defiling you or harassing you is even worse, but still. (And Screech is certainly no consecrated virgin of Michigan, or any other state either…)

3 Responses to “Screech: bringing slutty back”

  1. Miss Devore Says:

    relax, Boyle, and stop focussing on instances where sex is not beautiful. It can be.

  2. David Boyle Says:

    I NEVER SAID that it couldn’……

  3. Miss Devore Says:

    technically, no. It’s just the allusions.Know what I’m sayin’?

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