Mr. Smooooth (Courtesy of the Daily Mail)
Why it was Ian Fleming’s wife who invented James Bond by Christopher Hudson in the “Femail” (…) section of the Daily Mail is a somewhat unbelievable-yet-believable portrait of Bond creator Ian Fleming, and the strange bonds which he formed with his wife Ann Charteris,
“…Fleming’s ruthlessness towards women may have been influenced by the gonorrhea he caught at Sandhurst. …
His London flat was full of books about flagellation: men and women standing over each other with a whip.
To a guest who showed any interest in them, Fleming would remark: ‘I say, are you getting a kick out of that?’” …
She wrote to Fleming in 1947 after a few days together: “It was so short and so full of happiness, and I am afraid I loved cooking for you and sleeping beside you and being whipped by you… I don’t think I have ever loved like this before.” …
Their relationship thrived - thanks to their fierce physical fights. When Ann left bruises on Fleming, he would warn her that “all this damage has to be paid for some time”, and so it was.
“I long for you to whip me because I love being hurt by you and kissed afterwards,” Ann wrote to him. “It’s very lonely not to be beaten and shouted at every five minutes.” …
The problem for the Flemings was they were both too self-centred to make the compromises necessary for any successful marriage.
Fleming also had growing health problems. For years he had been drinking a bottle of gin and smoking 70 cigarettes a day. …
Apart from several of the wives of expats in Jamaica, a succession of socialites passed through Goldeneye while Ann was in London.
Some of them, he reassured Ann - who knew all about Fleming’s womanising - were impossibly dull. He claimed he was more likely to rape a yam. …”
I guess this guy was the Eliot Spitzer or Kwame Kilpatrick of his era. (And I decry his violence towards his wife, and his wife’s violence toward him, although discussing those things helps understand his strange life better.)
…”The name is Bondage. Pain Bondage.” !
RIP IF. And AF.